
This is easily the best photo in the gallery. Oh, and his tag team partner once proposed to a girl by putting a condom on her finger. If you don’t remember ECW or don’t like wrestling, please be aware that once there was a big fat Amish guy who hated chickens and had “plucker” in his nickname because it sounded like “f**ker.” Roadkill is such a wonderful wrestler to discover. Also, everyone looked like either a dick or some balls. It’s important to remember that ECW, as good as it was, was like 15% dick and balls jokes. “Oh, we’re taking photos? *strikes wrestler pose*” I like to think this wasn’t taken after a match, he just showed up to the arena covered in blood. I preferred his original name, “Guy You Knew In Middle School Who Smoked: The Wrestler.” I don’t think I ever knew that in ECW, Head was called “The Head” instead of just “Head.” This is now my second favorite ECW MTV reference, right behind their pay-per-view event ECW: DEAD AT 21. They’re even better if you realize that almost everyone in the gallery is somewhere on a show 15 years later, milking whatever they had going for them here. Please enjoy these EXTREME GLAMOURSHOTS~. ECW had a lot that positives that still hold up - under-the-radar international stars given a chance to shine, a constantly-replenishing roster that gave WWE and WCW most of its top young stars, Beulah McGillicutty’s trashy glory - but some of it, mostly Blue Meanie’s jean shorts, deserves to be lost in time.
SPIKE DUDLEY 90S PRO
No look at pro graps in the 1990s would be complete without Extreme Championship Wrestling, the hyper-violent, cursing-on-VHS, #3 promotion in wrestling’s last boom period.

So far, we’ve shared with you a golden treasury of cheesy late-80s/early-90s WWF promo photos and a two-part retrospective of WCW’s worst possible 8x10s.
